Archive - May, 2010

what your music says about your hipster self

the other day i was having coffee with a few buddies from my school, and we stumbled on the topic of “hipsters” (after of course discussing at length my current favorite website). while i successfully navigated the site, took my hipster test, and reviewed the results, i was unsatisfied with the given criteria.

let me be clear, i am not a hipster.

so after much discussion about what is hipster and what isn’t in today’s culture, i decided to take on the daunting task of compiling a little test, using the medium of music, to find out if you’re a hipster or not.

we’ll less of test, and more of an internal checklist. chances are, though, that i’m revealing to you the top secret music barometer for hipsters, that may cause the music to become too mainstream, in turn, giving hipsters the grounds to disown these staples.

we are going to move through the more “popular” groups, then head down toward more specific regions of the hipster community. i’ll be using some bands i’ve previously wrote about in hopes of breeding familiarity. take every band as a fair represetetive of the sub-genre it represents. or not. here we go…

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jack bauer is cool… sometimes

jack bauer, the terrorist fighting rogue on the hit tv show 24, can do anything. seriously. anything. jack can do no wrong. and when he is wrong, he’s simply making the rest of normal humans feel a bit better about not being able to chase off thirty-six bad guys at once.

jack bauer is a great action hero. he’s a great pretend american.

but i don’t think he’d be a good Christian.

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4 | john piper man crushes

when i first moved to LA, i expected bible college guys to be talking about, well something other than a sixty year old man. maybe football, baseball or quoting some movie. instead, i found the guys quoting from something else. not only quoting but ogling.

indeed, i did save this post until the end of my semester because only learning about this staple of post-christianity america my first week here, i was just so uninformed. i had no idea what was coming my way…

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inside the bible college sudent’s man-purse: part 2

a little while ago i wrote about bible college students and their bodacious man bags. i had a lot of fun writing it, and poking fun at some of my buddies in bible college. stuff like the esv bible, an iPhone, snacks are just a few mentioned.

but the list was incomplete. some very astute folks informed me what was in their man purse, so i began the trek to add to my collection. and as divinely inspiried providence would have it, there were a few more that needed inclusion.

so here’s the follow up on the dissection of the man purse…

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3 | hating on TV

i was having a conversation with a friend the other day, and in the midst of my speaking of a particularly confusing episode of a particular group stranded on a moving island that travels through time and space (hint: not giligan’s island), this person made a sweeping statement: “i hate tv!”

later the week, i was having a conversation with another friend, and he said, “i just don’t like watching tv.”

someone else said, “i just think tv is such a waste of time!”

bible college students hate tv.

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2 | auditors knowing more than the professors

in my previous collegial experience, there were no auditors. auditors, for those that don’t know, are students (often older than the average college student) who can sit in on the lectures of any given class, but not take it for credit, meaning a grade.

Currently EBC, the college i’m  at, offers a free audit program, which is pretty sweet, so you can get your bible education on without laying down big bucks or taking finals. so for a bible college, auditing is a pretty cool deal, but who wants to audit a social psychology class? exactly! so before my trek down south, no auditors, now, auditors in every class.

let me first start by showing my appreciation for these wonderful people. like i mentioned earlier, auditors, more often than not, tend to skew older in age. which is amazing. for all of us young bible college students who think we know it all, it’s great to have some other students in the class who have lived life and can give insight into their wisdom and experience. i’ve heard some amazing stories from some very humble people and i so appreciate what they bring to the proverbial table.

but, in some cases, those gosh darn auditors can get a little zealous. Continue Reading…

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