Unicorns. Birth control. Freemasonry. There are some weird theologies out there. Some dealing with life, some dealing with God, and some in between. At bible college, student tend to get challenged on theologies or presuppositions about theologies they arrive with, and may add a few to the toolbox along the way.
Some of these new-found theologies may be a bit odd, weird or even space-aged but for some reason you stick to your guns about them. This whole only using hymns during worship services things is just something you just can’t get past.
So the question is, what happens when you run into someone who disagrees, or better yet, what happens wen you find a potential souse who disagrees or doesn’t know about your unicorn theology?
You go undercover…
How do you go undercover with your theology? Here are a few easy steps:
1. Throw them off with your book labels
You may have collected books from less than credible sources about the left behind-esqeness of eschatology and by simply throwing a red dot, or a yellow post-it note right on the binding let’s people you’ve only purchased the book to “research” a subject and you are clearly setting aside a book like that a heretical.
2. Have secret meetings
Everyone likes a good secret club. The masons did it. And if you can sneak out in the middle of the night, like an AA meeting, and get together with your closest cohorts and discuss the wonders of Amillennialism, no one will even find out. Just call it a poker night.
3. Be fully forthcoming
Well, as a ruse of course, claiming to recant the bizarre theology of dogs going to heaven, but secretly lay awake at night dreaming of what kind of dog you will have in the new heavens and new earth.
How would you take bizarre theology undercover?
Oh, you don’t have any?
Nice work… 
