There’s nothing more precious than meeting a new baby. We’ve talked a lot about marriage around these here parts, but I think it’s due time we spend some time talking about the implications of marriage: babies. These little spawns of theological masters have a unique set of constraints on their life.
From the get go, they are presented with a different worldview than most human beings on earth. The entire outlook on life will be shaped by parents who are steeped in Evangelical theology. The clothes they wear, the food they eat, the thing they do for fun will all be different than that of those born form standard humans.
But to the bible college students popping out out babies while trenched in the Old Testament Backgrounds class: be careful. This simply warning comes with tales of those who have tried and failed. Those who thought they could juggle 4 kids, no job and a full-time class load.
But today, we do not venture to those rocky waters, instead, we’ll look at some of the differences between real world babies and the babies belonging to a bible college student.
Babies from a bible college student:
